Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Another Episode Of "YOU SUCK AT SELLING YOUR CARDS"

I was perusing eBay as I usually do every day when I am bored at work, and I found this nugget of sports card auction gold. I find it funny that despite how much time Vick has left on his jail sentence, this card will never go up in value.

Current value to most collectors: $-300 dollars.
Current book value according to auction: $55,000

First off, I dont think this card would be priced. If it was priced, I think the book value he used is not only fucking useless, its probably from 2004.

Thank god he takes best offer, because I only have 15 large to drop on this beast of the beast beater himself. Also, it comes in its very own Beckett holder from the National Trade Conference. You know what that means? Perfect condition.

I think the 150 dollars shipping is suspect though - but that is the only suspect thing I see.

6 comments:

  1. Hey, I'm sure that's a reasonable price. I mean it says the Beckett guy offered him that price. He's obviously not lying about that... people with 89 feedback simply do not lie.

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  2. Why would they lie?

    I would almost actually take a NPB just to see what this guy says when I offer him 15K.

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  3. If someone offered me $55,000 for my house at this point, I would take it.

    You don't deserve to live, much less my business if don't accept $55,000 for a piece of cardboard.

    I don't care if there is a Babe Ruth short-and-curly on it.

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  4. I think I'll take the Duece McCallister version:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/DEUCE-McALLISTER-QUANTUM-LEAF-ROOKIE-AUTOGRAPH-AUTO-1-1_W0QQitemZ220289367648QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220289367648&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

    it might go for $10 ($14 w/ shipping) plus he isn't in jail!

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  5. I think I'll take the Duece McCallister version:

    http://cgi.ebay.com/DEUCE-McALLISTER-QUANTUM-LEAF-ROOKIE-AUTOGRAPH-AUTO-1-1_W0QQitemZ220289367648QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item220289367648&_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C39%3A1%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

    it might go for $10 ($14 w/ shipping) plus he isn't in jail!

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  6. I wouldn't give you a wooden nickle for this creeps card and I'm disappointed you would announce your interest. This guy should never be allowed to play in the NFL again, EVER! How quickly people forget about this fagot dog killer, snapping their backs over his knee when they didn't perform. Come on gellman, draw a line once in a while on pricks like this.

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