Monday, June 30, 2008

Wow, Someone Smack This Guy

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Well guys, if you ever want to know who buys the fake patches that give the donkey rapers their name, please check this out.

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This card, is 100% fake. Its not even an issue. The Vikings do not have logos this big on their jerseys. All Day did not wear throwbacks at the photo shoot - at least they havent been seen anywhere if he did. This patch is obviously from a replica jersey as well, because the authentic throwbacks have more of a goldish hue to the patch on the sleeves. If this fuckface who sold it is trying to pass this off as a new style jersey, there is mesh around the Viking head, not solid fabric. Burning question - why in fuck's name would you even think of buying this card, let alone for 100 bucks? Even if it was real, its still event used. You could have bought a Montana auto, a Barry Sanders Auto, plus others rather than chancing it on this OBVIOUSLY fake card.

Whats more hilarious, is that this Coe Jollector still wants to get it authenticated rather than filing a claim. Typical. I love that in his original post, like a true JC, he had to tell us he had no problem "throwing down a Benjamin" for this. Two things, why post this in the first place, just wallow in your glory, and secondly, who fucking cares how much you spent? I laugh at you.

EDIT: Look at his photobucket! He has BVs listed next to every single goddamned card! Are you fucking kidding me? "Gee, look at all my Adrian Peterson cards! Combined $2000 BV!!! SICK MOJO CARDZ!!!"

Again, there are 100 posts per day exactly like this on the Idiot Bomb Message Boards. Why are there so many stupid people in the world?

4 comments:

  1. It's funny, I mean I read your earlier posts about Joe Collector, but I didn;t really think they existed.

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  2. Here's the thing with fake patches, I know one person who works for Donruss and he tells me unless you see jersey next to the patch it's fake. DLP almost always show jersey with the patch. I am 100% sure it's fake. But I am also sure the dealer may not have known. Still, it's funny to see all those people say sick pull.

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  3. All those douches on that board want to believe everything. It's no wonder that the patch card assholes prey on the stupid JC's all day. Honestly, I have stopped buying patch cards unless they are labeled as logo cards. There's too many fakes getting better, even though this is obvious. Card makers need to designate on card descriptions for this crap. A patch card should always be a patch, Laundry tags, nfl logos, team logos, etc. should be named on card to avoid confusion and make the fakes easier to spot.

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