This Is The Penultimate Auto "Win"

Check out this work of autograph art:



If that isnt a perfect display of penmanship, Im not sure what is. In fact, they should print this card on a sheet of metal. Take that metal and get it autographed by both players, so that it would be the same on the card as pictured above. Then, take the metal and form it into a sharp battle axe. No toy like shit, the real motherfucker. After that, they should take the axe and cut off the hands of Chris Johnson, Lawrence Timmons, and Vernand Morency. When they are done bleeding, they should have the blood made into the ink for red sharpies, and have Ronde and Tiki sign the stumps with said pens.

I would pay to see that.

This Could Be The Coolest Sports Card Ever Created

Thank you to Russ (Voluntarheel) for giving up his soul for this card. It was worth it, because now I get to post it for everyone to gaze upon with the eyes of a lamb. Please, revel in the glory of this amazing spectacle of autographic deification.*



Is this awesome because his name is lord? Is this awesome because he signed his FULL name? Is this awesome because his handwriting is that of a fourth grader? All of the above are true. Consider me among the saved.

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*Yes, I purposely made sure that "deification" was one letter away from "defication."