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I was flipping through channels last night and saw a repeat of the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, so I had to watch a few minutes. Here is my response via Twitter:
- If the number of mailday posts you make out numbers the meals you've eaten that day, you might be a Joe Collector.
- If you have jerry-rigged a case not meant for sports cards to hold your triple threads fold outs, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you have an auto-correct set up to add ten exclamation points for every single one you write, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you have created certified sticker labels to add a signature your girlfriend's birthday cards you might be a Joe Collector
- If posting bash comments on youtube is the only way you can get sexually aroused, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you scream "MOJO!!!" each time you get a Christmas bonus at work, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you have used Wikipedia to look up a stat cut out in a Topps Sterling card you just bought, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you failed a test at school because you described Bowman Chrome in a essay question about refracted light, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you re-printed your high school diploma on rainbow foil board to make it look better, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you have memorized the book value for every card of a player that has yet to play a single game, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you asked "what'd you pull?" when your mother tells you she is SICK, you might be a Joe Collector
- If you know how to say MOJO!! in more than three languages, you might be a Joe Collector
From Jstarz34630 - If you spent more on Topps Triple Threads 1/1s than you did on your rent for the month, you might be a Joe Collector
From FCBSportscards - If you scurry to ebay to check your watch list every time you walk in the front door, you might be a Joe Collector
From Reggie - If you named your kid Joba Gold Refractor to commemorate your best pull, you might be a Joe Collector
From Cardsnwine - If can't find your desk because of too many bubble mailers going out on trades, you might be a Joe Collector http://bit.ly/2KIPeM - wow on that one.
For more, the hash tag is #youmightbeajoecollector on Twitter, or follow SCUncensored.
OMG Too funny. The comdeic genius that is SCU has reach a new all-time high. Good stuff
ReplyDeletei laughed at the one about sig on the birthday card.
ReplyDelete"If you have created certified sticker labels to add a signature your girlfriend's birthday cards you might be a Joe Collector
ReplyDelete" This is something I need to do!
If you rub your best card on the box you're breaking for good MOJO luck, you might be a Joe Collector.
ReplyDeleteIf you have the "ripparty" channel on youtube bookmarked, you might be a Joe Collector
Awesome....JUST PLAIN AWESOME!!!
ReplyDeleteYo!!!!!!!!111!!!1! Theez jokes are mad SICK!!1!!!1!! L@@K at how FLIPPIN SWEET they are!!!1!!1!!! Fo realz!!!1!! This post is 1/1 BV$1000 $$$$$$$$!!!!!1!!!!1!!!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, and:
MOJO!!!!1!!!11!!!!111
When you truly believe that Chris Perez 08 stadium club redemption that is worth nothing anyway is still going to come from topps when you lost track of how long it's been well after year, Or that you will EVER get your #1 # 2 and #10 2009 finest baseball redemptions ( 8/14 yeah right ) you might be a joe collector... Wait that's me! well moving on....
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