Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Ok, Please Stop Emailing Me

Yes, yes, by now if you havent figured out that it was april fools today, you are a poop. If you took me seriously, well I have a video you would LOVE to see. Either way, I am not going to be a pawn for Upper Deck, nor would they want my services even if I did want to be one.

So, please stop being sad. Everything will be okay. In the words of the prophet Barney Stinson, "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome again. True story." So gents, suit up and be legendary.

Also, stop emailing me. My box is full.

Thats what she said.

Thank you.


  1. this is what lued me in
    "Up for grabs will be this hand packed extra pack from Exquisite that will contain an auto numbered to less than 50. It came directly from the manufacturer's stash, so Im guessing its pretty good."

  2. Dibs on the handpacked Tiger.

    "I can't believe you actually suited up!"

  3. goddamn... I didn't realize TODAY was April Fools day... that also means I dated my car payment check wrong.

    Teach me to look at a fucking calendar from time to time I guess.

  4. much love for the Barney Stinson reference.