Monday, October 13, 2008

This Is The Penultimate Auto "Win"

Check out this work of autograph art:



If that isnt a perfect display of penmanship, Im not sure what is. In fact, they should print this card on a sheet of metal. Take that metal and get it autographed by both players, so that it would be the same on the card as pictured above. Then, take the metal and form it into a sharp battle axe. No toy like shit, the real motherfucker. After that, they should take the axe and cut off the hands of Chris Johnson, Lawrence Timmons, and Vernand Morency. When they are done bleeding, they should have the blood made into the ink for red sharpies, and have Ronde and Tiki sign the stumps with said pens.

I would pay to see that.

7 comments:

  1. I agree. It's not as if athletes sign for free. It would be nice if card companies demanded that athletes sign their names just like did on their million dollar contracts if they want to get paid.

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  2. I would love to have this card for my Giants collection. Such beautiful penmanship.

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  3. I got a football signed by Tiki at a Circuit City in NJ. You should see how sweet that auto is when he has a lot of room to play with.

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  4. It's as though there was some sibling rivalry there and they tried to outdo each other. I can't say I've ever had an autograph card with an auto as nice as either of those.

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  5. That is a great card. It's nice to see that some current players take the time to give a nice signature. I hate seeing players just put an X or their initials. Great card.

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  6. Beautiful card, those Barber boys had a good upbringing, you can tell.

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  7. Tiki has one of the best signatures out there...

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