Autolic Test II: What To Do With Your Johnson

Thanks to one of my readers, Justin, for this:




Looks like we have our first F- for the year. I dont even know what to say! Are you fucking kidding me? This guy put as much effort into his auto as your wife does to that "Anniversary BJ" you get once a year. Listen, Mr. Johnson, I know you are doomed to being a third string special teamer your whole career, but that doesnt mean you need to ruin our boxes of prestige with this shit.

One down, eleventy billion to go.