Topps Goofy Premiere Autos

Topps Rookie Premiere Autos are the first cards from the hobby year that are worth a lot of money - a lot of money. In addition, there are a lot of reasons why these cards are goofy… really really goofy. Here are 5 ways to make them better.

1. No more indoor pics. Do the cards outdoors with the field as a background. These cards with the American flag background look awful. Its time to step it up and get the people on the field where we want them.

2. No more shirt jerseys. Lets get these guys in pads with their jerseys, and forget these stupid shirtzees. It looks stupid with huge muscles because the jerseys don’t fit. Get some community pads and fire up the camera.

3. No more smiles. It looks beyond stupid to have the players with the goofy smiles, Shirtzees, and an american flag background. We want them mean looking. Who would think that Glenn Dorsey actually smiles in real life? We know he eats babies, stop trying to fool us.

4.No more far away pics. Get right up in there and get us a card of the player where we can see the player's face. I don’t need pics taken from the next zip code.

5. If Topps wants a dual auto, get the players in a pic together. Multiplier on points if you can get them to fight it out in front of the camera.

NOTE: I know that the players are wearing authentic jerseys, but they look awful, like the shirtzees people wear.