...or buy Topps Treasury Basketball?
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, you can now pull a rip card from this product that contains actual money. I guess this was the next best idea other than actually securing good exclusive contracts. They are also going to continue the inclusion of gold plated cards and other gold relics in the products too, which makes sense because there is no way anyone should bust Topps basketball without some sort of monetary chase card.
Seriously though, this is getting fucking ridiculous. Gold, Money, and other monetary shit being inserted in products? What is the point (other than trying to offset a lack of LBJ, MJ, and Kobe in their products)? We throw down our money because we want cool cards with even cooler chase cards. Not chase cards that have more money in them. What is next? "Now you can pull a stock certificate for Disney when you buy Topps!" They will call it "Private Stock!"
Please kill me now.