Twins Take Series and Doom Guillen's Soul To An Eternity Of Sucktitude

Even if the Twins dont win the division at the end of all this, it was so fucking satisfying to see the White Sox fall on their face. I can see Guillen walking into the clubhouse shouting a diarrhea of unitelligible swear words about how his team sucks or the Twins are the best thing since sliced bread, or whatever, I dont care.

WHAT A FUCKING SERIES, THANK YOU BASEBALL GODS!!

Also thanks to Joe Mauer, Carlos Gomez and Denard Span for being fucking awesome. It just shows that building a team around players who hit .240 and 32 home runs doesnt always guarantee you a good team.