Fun With Topps National Chicle

This is going to be pretty simple. Im going to post a link to some of the cards from Chicle that were featured in the recent release, and then I am going to post the first thought that comes to mind. There are so many of these cards that made me laugh, I think its time to share the wealth.

Wes Welker has become a creature of the night.

Randy Moss' lips should be a new crayola crayon color.

Trent "the Situation" Edwards just heard that Jager-bombs are 3 bucks tonight.

Thomas Jones was constipated until right that second.

Ronnie Brown is still recovering from the Anvil dropped on his head.

Dallas Clark wishes his head transplant came with a helmet.

Kellen Winslow is tired of you macking on his girl. "Cmon bro. Seriously. Not cool."

Ray Lewis just realized he put on the wrong uniform.

Marshawn Lynch is so annoyed and tired of posing for this painting. Countdown to Beast Mode: 10 seconds.

This set is worth more laughs than an episode of SNL. I love it. Also, that buffalo in the background of the Marshawn Lynch card is my new mascot. Im naming her Bessie. Bessie the Buffalo. I mean, how did she get on the field? Am I right? Am I right?